The Falcon Says "Meow!" and the Insect Kingdom

There's this new attraction in Adamson University where you can find a falcon inside a cage just in front of the Garden Cafe. Wanting to see a living image of our university mascot, I, Donna, Jay-Ar and Richmond decided to check it out.

*I approached the bird first trying to make it fly towards me*

Me: *whistles, bird did not move* Ayaw lumapit. Pa'no ba sound ng falcon?

Donna: Weet-weet!

Me: *bird still not moving* 'Di pa rin eh! Pa'no ba?

Richmond: Meow!

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Biological Science class - While sitting outside the room waiting for our professor to let us in and take the quiz, Richmond asked me to review him from our lectures. I tried to give him tricky but easy questions.

Me: O, sige. Anong kingdom ang... lamok! (correct answer: animalia)

Richmond: *with all the confidence in his voice* INSECT!

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Believe me, he was not joking with all those crazy punchlines. It's just that sometimes, whenever he needs to give an urgent answer, he would blurt out whatever things he has in mind.

I just wonder what he would do if he was given a time-limited test. Hehe!

Lucky me.